Bumper Sticker Feature

I've been meaning to post this for quite a while, but I've been saving it for the right time. Now seems to be that time for whatever reason. I'd like to do some periodic updates on bumper stickers as I see them. Here are two which I thought were worth mentioning.

"My other ride is a porn star"

"JESUS DIED TO SAVE YOU SO he wouldn't have to live without you"


Seriously? I'll be honest, I just never would have imagined that the first one would exist. I actually had to stare at it for a moment and think about it, because its I was confused. Nice word play I guess?? Actually it wasn't even a bumper sticker, it was license plate frame.

The second one, just doesn't make sense. The first half of it was written in large print with the second part almost in unreadble print below it. It wasn't until we stopped at a light I was able to see the whole thing. I figured it would be something pro-Jesus, but I was really hoping it would be something snarky. Instead its just kind of pointlessly nonsensical. Sounds like Jesus is acting in Romeo and Juliet. My friend explained the logic of this to me as Jesus died to redeem man's sins so now man can live in eternal heaven with Jesus. Ok, I guess that makes sense, but its way too complicated.

Jerseyites don't tend to be sticker crazy, but New Englanders do. I'll leave you with my favorite documented car, seen in Massachusetts. This is only a small section, but the car was covered in stickers.